Session Menu

Straightforward sessions, transparent prices, zero glitter. Come curious, skeptical, or mildly spiritually allergic.

A weathered, matte-black incense burner shaped like a minimalist altar stands at the center of a rough concrete slab, ash scattered around it in deliberate imperfection. A single thin trail of smoke twists upward in front of a stark white wall scribbled with faint, half-erased spiritual symbols and sarcastic handwritten notes like “try again.” Late afternoon side light from an unseen window rakes across the scene, carving sharp shadows and highlighting the texture of ash and concrete. Photographic realism, shot at eye level with a shallow depth of field so the burner and smoke are razor sharp while the background text dissolves into soft blur. The mood is bold, irreverent, and clean, like a no-nonsense spiritual workspace stripped of all fluff.
A glossy, jet-black ceramic mug emblazoned with the blunt white phrase “ASK BETTER QUESTIONS” sits on a dark wooden table beside an open, unlined notebook filled with sharp, minimalist diagrams of chakras, energy fields, and crossed-out spiritual buzzwords. A stick of unlit sage and a simple black quartz point rest nearby, intentionally placed rather than styled as decor. Warm, directional lamplight from the right creates pronounced highlights along the mug’s rim and casts long, confident shadows across the page. Photographic realism with a close, intimate framing and shallow depth of field, focusing crisply on the phrase while the diagrams blur slightly. The scene feels bold, modern, and slightly confrontational, like a workspace for serious spiritual inquiry free of sugarcoating.

Services

From blunt 1:1 consults to rapid‑fire Q&A and small group circles, each session focuses on clarity, not cosmic performance.

Pricing

Reality Check

No crystal markups, no “energy exchange” euphemisms. A straight-up 60‑minute session is $120. That includes: a focused intuitive reading, practical guidance you can actually use in real life, and a written recap with next steps so you don’t leave wondering what just happened. No surprise fees, no subscription traps, just one clear price for one honest session.

Blunt guidance

Quick insight

Email summary

One focus

Ego Detox

Prefer a deeper dive instead of spiritual speed‑dating? A 90‑minute intensive is $175. You get: a full intuitive scan of your current patterns, targeted coaching on one or two life areas you actually care about, and follow‑up notes plus tailored practices to test in the real world. Same deal as always—transparent rate, no upsells, no pretending the invoice is a “sacred offering.”

Pattern digging

Shadow spotting

Homework prompts

Follow‑up note

Book session

Tell me what’s going on, what you want, and when you’re free. I’ll reply fast.

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